{"id":13229,"date":"2020-06-23T20:00:03","date_gmt":"2020-06-24T00:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/antilla-martinique.com\/?p=13229"},"modified":"2020-06-21T09:19:06","modified_gmt":"2020-06-21T13:19:06","slug":"micmac-sur-le-tarmac","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antilla-martinique.com\/en\/micmac-sur-le-tarmac\/","title":{"rendered":"Commotion on the tarmac."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Commotion on the tarmac.<\/p>\n<p>That could be the title<br \/>\nFrom a new series of Science-Friction<br \/>\nHollywood-style<br \/>\nOrchestrated by a Yankee sheriff<br \/>\nSelf-proclaimed general for the occasion<br \/>\nA well-known expert on the American Civil War<br \/>\nA cowboy who tweets faster than his shadow<br \/>\nHis henchmen are spreading terror on the tarmacs<br \/>\nIn Search of Masks<br \/>\nTo save his people<br \/>\nThe last one to join the dance<br \/>\nA dance of death if ever there was one<br \/>\nBut where no one holds<br \/>\nNot even the rhythmic footsteps<br \/>\nNor the cards in the deck.<\/p>\n<p>A Wild and Whimsical Adventure in Search of Masks<br \/>\nWe divert other convoys<br \/>\nHow Stagecoaches Were Hijacked<br \/>\nBack in the good old days of the conquest of the West<br \/>\nModern B-movie spaghetti western<br \/>\nWhere anything goes<br \/>\nWe're engaging in shameful haggling<br \/>\nWe're driving the bidding to the max<br \/>\nBillionaires Go Head-to-Head<br \/>\nWe pay three times the price without fear of being found out<br \/>\nTo get this new white or blue gold<br \/>\nHas become essential for survival<br \/>\nIt doesn't matter if it comes from China<br \/>\nThe key is to clear out other people's inventory<br \/>\nTo Save What's Left<br \/>\nUncle Sam's Sons, Recruited at the Last Minute<br \/>\nWhat we're witnessing is a real farce<br \/>\nWhere the Masks Come Off<br \/>\nAs people arrive<br \/>\nAirplanes from \"China the Savior.\".<br \/>\nLike the trains of the past<br \/>\nAirplanes sound their horns three times<br \/>\nTo announce the windfall that fell from the sky<br \/>\nThe other surprised protagonists<br \/>\nBecause of the suddenness of the attack<br \/>\nAre tentatively organizing the resistance<br \/>\nTo retrieve their belongings<br \/>\nIn a rigged poker game<br \/>\nImpromptu on the tarmac<br \/>\nWho had never been to a party like this before<br \/>\nNot all of the key figures have been identified yet<br \/>\nBut it's causing a stir in media circles<br \/>\nEvery day brings its own set of challenges<br \/>\nMore Outlandish Stories<br \/>\nFrom dragnet operations to raids and free-for-alls.<br \/>\nAs the people of Martinique say<br \/>\nIt's a real \u00abmess.\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>In fact, we rediscover our true self<br \/>\nThe One Who Has Never Left Us<br \/>\nAnd which we will undoubtedly find again<br \/>\nSee you at the next carnival.<br \/>\n\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200b\u200bApril 7, 2020<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Micmac sur le tarmac. 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