{"id":13918,"date":"2020-05-14T04:10:04","date_gmt":"2020-05-14T08:10:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/antilla-martinique.com\/?p=13918"},"modified":"2020-05-13T04:10:41","modified_gmt":"2020-05-13T08:10:41","slug":"cest-la-faute-au-virus-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/antilla-martinique.com\/en\/cest-la-faute-au-virus-2\/","title":{"rendered":"IT'S THE VIRUS'S FAULT"},"content":{"rendered":"

IT'S THE VIRUS'S FAULT<\/span><\/p>\n

Le virus<\/span> parcourt la France<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute \u00e0 pas de chance<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Tout l\u2019monde a eu la grippe<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute <\/span>\u00e0<\/span> Philippe<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

On a du plomb dans l\u2019aile<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute <\/span>\u00e0 Emmanuel<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

On est dans un merdier<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute <\/span>\u00e0<\/span> Didier<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

L\u2019\u00e9couvillon dans mes narines <\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute <\/span>\u00e0<\/span> Marine<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Tout <\/span>l\u2019 monde<\/span> est sur les nerfs<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute \u00e0 <\/span>Castaner<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Le masque sur le nez<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute <\/span>\u00e0<\/span> Ren\u00e9<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Je tousse dans le m\u00e9tro<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute <\/span>\u00e0<\/span> Pierrot<\/span><\/p>\n

J\u2019suis en t\u00e9l\u00e9travail<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est l<\/span>a faute <\/span>\u00e0<\/span> la pagaille<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

On est en d\u00e9bandade<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute <\/span>\u00e0<\/span> la mascarade<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Tout l\u2019monde est \u00e9l\u00e9gant<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute \u00e0 pas de gant<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

On est dans le p\u00e9trin<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute au vaccin<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Personne n\u2019est \u00e0 la page<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute au cafouillage<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Si je demande l\u2019aum\u00f4ne<\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute <\/span>\u00e0 Amazon.<\/span><\/p>\n

Roland Jean-Baptiste-Edouard.<\/b><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Si<\/span> vous trouvez <\/span>that <\/span>je d\u00e9conne <\/span><\/p>\n

C\u2019est la faute \u00e0 personne<\/span><\/p>\n

M\u00eame pas celle des gilets jaunes<\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n

24.04.2020<\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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